Something for all Monty Python & Mr Droops fans
Bravely bold Mr Doops rode forth from Fort Ithaca.
He was not afraid to die, O brave Mr Droops!
He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways,
Brave, brave, brave, brave Mr Droops!
He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp,
Or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken;
To have his kneecaps split, and his body burned away;
And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Mr Droops!
His head smashed in and his heart cut out
And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged
And his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off
And his penis...
Brave Mr Droops ran away.
Bravely ran away, away!
When danger reared its ugly head,
He bravely turned his tail and fled.
Yes, brave Mr Droops turned about
And gallantly he chickened out.
Bravely taking to his feet
He beat a very brave retreat,
Bravest of the brave, Mr Droops!
He is packing it in and packing it up
And sneaking away and buggering up
And chickening out and pissing off home,
Yes, bravely he is throwing in the sponge...
And a link to a clip showing Droops running towards trox fom Ithaca:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ud7YNNA0Mwo
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